"You Would Do The Same Thing"
"Oh, come on, man, if you were in that situation, you would do the
(Stops walking, clearly infuriated.)
"WHAT?!? Are you making assumptions about me again, you fucking dick?!?
Like, when you said, "you probably would like this kid", or
"yeah, you wouldn't think that movie is funny either", or "you
got that assignment done, right?", or "if you don't like seafood,
then you wouldn't like this restaurant"? God, I can't believe I fucking
hang out with you!
"What? I thought it was pretty safe to say you would do the same
thing in that situation, because most people would! I didn't think you'd
freak the fuck out!"
"Oh, here we go again! You're making more assumptions about me! What's
next---you're gonna say I'm gay, huh?! Is that what you think, huh?! You
think I'm gay?!? You think I like to push people's shit in, especially
guy's?!? 'Cos I don't!"
"What?! I never said or was gonna say you push people's shit in!"
"...That's right! Good! 'Cos I don't...I don't push people's shit