"You Think I'm Black?!?"
Set-up: Three males are
in a car. The two people not driving are deciding/arguing over where to
go to lunch. One wants to go to Subway and one wants to go to KFC. There
is the driver, who is male, a black male, and a white male. The black
male has previously asked the driver for a dollar towards his lunch. The
driver has no preference where to go.
"Come on, man, let's go to KFC."
"No, dude, we just went there the other day. Let's go to Subway."
"Oh, come on...you're not even paying for your own lunch, man."
"WHAT?!? Stop the fucking car!"
(Stops the car immediately.)
(Turns around and stares at white male with an evil look.)
"You think I'm black, huh?! You think I don't pay for my own food?!
Do you think I'm fucking black or something?!?
"No...no, man, no. You're not black. I'm not saying that you're black,
I didn't mean it that way, man...come on, don't get upset!"
"You fucking bitch...I will pop a cap in your ass, whitey, you hear