#1: "Well, let'sss get the money ready."
little bitches all pitch in their share.)
Burglar #1: "Alex, how come you didn't give any money!?!"
Drossart: "Oh...well, I'll give it to you later. Now's not
a good time."
Pirate #1: "That's what you always say...about everything..."
Invader #1: "Yeah! You never fuck us anymore...or suck us off...or
anything. We're beginning to think you're not even gay."
Drossart: "No, trust me, dude. I'm as gay as they come.
No pun intended. I've just been busy lately...but really...I'm
as gay as it gets. I'm gayer than Siegfried, Roy, a fucking ton
of rainbows, three dudes sucking on the same big lollipop, and Rosie
O'Donnell's girlfriend, combined. Dude, I'm so fucking gay, when I
was born, everyone on this beautiful earth got a little bit straighter."
Pussy #1: "Prove it."
Queer #1: "Yeah...push my shit in."
Alex Drossart: "What?"
Queer #1: "Push my fucking shit in. Right now."
Alex Drossart: "But the pizzas are coming soon."
Queer #1: "You better be coming soon. No
Alex Drossart: "I'm really hungry, man."
Queer #1: "That's it!" (Drags Alex Drossart
into a room and slams the door shut. There is a shot of a man's face
as he cums taken from a porno.)
Alex Drossart (as Alex Drossart/himself), Andrew "Blue steel"
Freitag (as Faggot #1, Fudgepacker #1, and Turd Burglar #1), Paul
Garon (as Tool #1 and Queer #1), Jake Ebenhoe (as Pansy #1 and Anal
Invader #1), Paul Frank (as Sissy #1 and Butt Pirate #1), and Dave
Cottingham (as Wussy #1 and Pussy #1).