"We Know What You Were Doing"
(There is a party going
on at a house. Three men and one woman are talking.)
"If youuuuuuu'll excuse me, I hafta go to el bathroom."
(The male returns about ten minutes later.)
"How'd it go?"
"What? How'd what go?"
"Oh, come on...we know what you were doing."
"Well, it was fine...you know, sometimes ya just gotta release some
sperm...looking at this bitch right here got me so fucking horny...I just
had to go blow a load."
(The group is surprised/shocked and disgusted, as they thought he was
just going #2, if you will. It would be kind of weird to rub one out at
a party, you know.)
(He is now getting excited and starts talking louder.)
"Yeah, maybe if she gets drunk enough, I can take her in that room
over there, and then I'll be blowing a load on her face instead of on
a toilet seat."