Trick or Treat
a male and a female, are standing in the kitchen of a house.}
Male: "So...ya gonna
go trick-or-treating with Ethan?" (smiles and looks down at young
Female: "Um, I don't
think so, I think he's too young yet, we'll wait a year, won't we, Ethan?"
Male: "What?! Too young,
are you kidding? Nobody's too young to go around to stranger's house and
accept their candy...or too old, for that matter."
Female: "Yeah, I guess..."
Male: "So are you gonna
Male: "What?! Are you
kidding, you're sooooo gonna regret this. You're gonna be so mad at yourself.
Male: "Goddammit. Next
year when Ethan is dead, you're gonna regret this so bad. Next Halloween
you'll be so pissed at yourself. You'll be all like 'how could I?!', and
then you'll call me up and be all like 'ah wah err ethan' and I WON'T
HAVE ANY SYMPATHY because I TOLD YOU...I TOLD YOU HE WOULD BE DEAD BEFORE
THIS TIME NEXT YEAR and then you'll pretend like you can't remember that
and you'll be pissed, you'll be all like 'how could you make fun of this
situation', BUT I WON'T BE MAKING FUN OF THE SITUATION, I'LL BE DEAD SERIOUS
AND I WILL BE TELLING THE TRUTH. Goddammit. Goddammit. Come on. FUCK!"
(sweating profusely and clearly angered)
(The female is so shocked
that she can't even think of the words to say.)
Male: "ETHAN WILL BE
DEAD DEAD DEAD NEXT YEAR AND IT'LL ALL BE YOUR FAULT. You'll hold this
grudge against yourself, like 'oh, I shoulda brought him out for Halloween...just
once...if only once' and then whenever you enter rooms it'll be like a
huge weight was just added to everyone else's shoulders, and you'll just
bring the whole mood down, and everyone will know it's because you have
a dead baby, and everyone will be like, 'you shoulda listened to Rufus,
he knew what he was talking about, he told you that baby would be dead
and that you should bring it out trick-or-treating...he only made sense..he
makes so much sense...always."