Tight End

A male college student enters the dorm room of another male college student. The resident of the dorm room is sitting on the couch.

Guy who comes in: "Hey, man, wanna get some guys together and play a game of football?"

Guy on couch: "Sure, I'll get some sweats on."

He goes over to his closet.

"So, tackle or two-hand touch?"

Right as he turns for the response, he gets tackled, by the other guy.

"Tackle! Heh-heh-heh."

They are both lying on the ground in the small closet area. The camera shot shows their two faces really close together, the guy on top laughing, other guy shocked and scared (not laughing).

"I don't think I want to play football anymore."

Guy on top: "Me neither..."