Two guys are watching
#1: "The Seinfeld
theme song...what can I say - the most wonderful musical masterpiece -
#1: "What? I'm
not kidding. You think I'm being funny right now? I've never been funny
in my life...I'm not gonna start now."
#2: "It's just
a theme song...it's not that great."
#1: (shocked) "Not...that...great?!?"
(you can see the fury in his eyes and feel his heartbreak)
#2: Wakes up
the next morning. Opens up the toilet to take morning pee. When he lifts
up the lid, the Seinfeld theme starts playing. He drops the lid in surprise.
The music stops playing.
Every time he
opens up something (fridge door, microwave, every drawer, car door, glove
compartment, trunk, gas lid, shower door, soda bottle, etc.), the Seinfeld
theme starts playing and stops when he closes it. #1 has rigged the whole
Show #2 for a
few seconds in each scenario with the Seinfeld theme.
#2: Arrives home
to see every possible drawer, compartment, and thing open with hundreds
of Seinfeld themes playing over/with each other, not all on the same part
of the song.
#2: "I can't
take it anymore!"
#1: (slowly appears
in the room) "Well, well, well, I can't do anything about it until
you come to your senses. Admit that the Seinfeld theme song is an orgasmic
symphony composed by immortal Gods blessed with the most impeccable music
talents in the universe."
#2: "Fine, I
#1: "Do what?"
#1: Opens up
a suitcase with that oath inside. #2 repeats the oath ("The Seinfeld
theme song is an orgasmic symphony...") after #1, all the while the
hundreds of overlapping, loud Seinfeld theme songs are playing.