(A guy is sitting
at the computer, naked. His brother walks in. Naked Guy doesn't lose his
Brother: (as he's walking
in) "What the fuck, dude! That's my computer, too! God, I'm never
sitting in that chair again!"
(Naked Guy doesn't turn
around or say anything. He's dead. Just kidding. He just laughs, slightly
amused. Well, I guess he does say one thing.)
Naked Guy: "Ha. Yeah,
Brother: "What, you
don't have anything to say or do?" (besides that one thing you just
said) "Get some clothes on, dude!"
Naked Guy: "Can't."
(At this point, Brother
reaches the computer. He never looks down at his brother's penis, though.
That would be icky, sick, yucky, and disgusting. And ewwww. Anyways, he
looks at the computer screen [and not his bro's genitalia].)
is beastiality porn! What the FUCK! I'm telling mom!"
(They don't even have a
mom. Just kidding, they probably do. Yeah, they do. I can change whether
they have a mom or not just by typing words. Haha.)
Naked Guy: (calmly) "No,
wait, dude, it's research. It's for school." (sneezes)
Brother: (skeptical) "You
have to research animal-human porn for school. Yeah right!" (sneezes)
Naked Guy: "God fucking
bless you. No, for REEEEEEEEEAL!" (stands up erect) "Here, dude,
look." (hands his brother an uncrumpled, crumply, Post-It note written
look @ aminal poorn
chiled poren? (if time and stamina)
Brother: "Oh, sorry.
I didn't realize it was for school." (walks out and does his brother-ish
things, you know, goes on with his brotherly life)
END or is it. yeah.