"Once You Go Black..."
A male and
a female who were a couple for a very long time are having a tearful goodbye,
either in a bedroom, at a bus station, or at an airport.
Male: "Now you're going off to college...and you're probably gonna
meet a bunch of guys that you like better than me."
Female: "No, I won't.
I love you and I always will, no one will come close."
Male: "Yes, you will.
You'll meet a ton of sexy guys, a ton of black, sexy men."
Female: "No, I won't."
Male: "Yes you will!
Yes you will. You'll be surrounded by black cocks, literally."
Male: "Yeah. You're
gonna fuck a ton of black guys with their fucking big, long, hard, erect
Female: "Why are you
saying this?!? You've never acted like this before!" (She has held
back tears, until now.)
Male: "Haven't you
ever heard the phrase 'once you go black, you never go back'? It's true,
it's so fucking true!" (He begins crying as well.)
Female: "Yes I've heard
it, what does that have to do with me going away?"
Male: "You'll get one
taste of black cock, and then before you know it, you'll have fucked the
whole black community at jour fucking college! And all the whiteys too,
all the fucking honkey crackers! You'll fuck them all too!"
Female: "I'm not like
Male: "Yes, you are...you
will be, at least. And you know where that'll lead you? Right into STD
Land. Which is worse than Disney Land...or Disney World, combined. Here's
some statistics for you. You know how many black guys have HIV? A ton
of them. And that's up from last year. Last year it was just 'a lot'.
This year, it's a ton. And you're gonna get a lot of black cock dressed
(The camera zooms out to
show her moderate outfit.)
Female: "What are you
Male: "Here's another
statistic for ya. Do you know how many HIV-infected black guyz are looking
to infect innocent white girls like you? Every one of them. Every single
Female: "You are being
Male: "No, but your
asshole is going to be sore from all the fucking you do at school. It's
going be more of a fuck fest for you than a learning experience. You're
gonna 'go black', and then you're never gonna 'go back' to me."
Female: "Yes I will."
Male: "You promise,
Male: "Okay. Bye. I
Female: "I love you
They part ways.