Lecture Blues

A teacher is giving a lecture.

"Good morning, everyone, today we're going to learn about...oh, what's that? I thought I heard everyone not saying 'good morning' back. Hmm. Hmmmm. An-y-ways, we're going to talk about the story from the text you were all supposed to read for today. Did everyone read that?"

Nobody responds. The teacher puts his hand behind his ear and pushes his ear out as if to say "what?"

One student responds.


Teacher: "Oh, so you speak for everyone now, huh? Is that it? Did you call everyone this morning before class and ask if they read the selection? Huh? I didn't think so."

Teacher continues his sarcastic tirade, saying ridiculous, non-sensical things such as:

"What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of everyone not saying anything?"

"I just looked in the Yellow Pages under 'Pricks' and you guys are all listed. Who should I call first?" (moves finger around class) "Yes. You." (points to someone who didn't have their hand up)