John Mark Karr

A creepy guy is standing behind a fence staring longingly at a group of elementary school children playing in their school park.

"Ah, worst enemy, yet my best friend. Isn't that right, Alex?"

The camera pans down his body. He is petting a three-year-old girl on the head.


John Mark Karr is enfuriated. "I told you to call me 'daddy' ."

"Yes, daddy."

The best part about this skit is that the actual John Mark Karr would star as himself. John Mark Karr is the guy who pretended he killed Jon Benet-Ramsey.