Don't Have Cable"
Some guys are
in the breakroom of an office building, talking about the Super Bowl.
A rather nerdy worker enters the breakroom and looks around nervously,
seeing his mortal enemy, jocks.
Jock #1: "Oh hey ray
boy did you see the Super Bowl last night?"
Ray: "Er, no...I don't
Jock #2: "The Super
Bowl wasn't on cable, Ray, it was on ABC."
(Everyone laughs at Ray.)
(Everyone is still laughing