"I Don't Have Cable"

Some guys are in the breakroom of an office building, talking about the Super Bowl. A rather nerdy worker enters the breakroom and looks around nervously, seeing his mortal enemy, jocks.

Jock #1: "Oh hey ray boy did you see the Super Bowl last night?"

Ray: "Er, no...I don't have cable."

Jock #2: "The Super Bowl wasn't on cable, Ray, it was on ABC."

(Everyone laughs at Ray.)

Ray: "Oh..."

(Everyone is still laughing at Ray.)