(There are two men eating
at a Fazoli's restaurant. A waitress comes up to their table. She asks
them how their day is and offers them breadsticks. She walks away.)
"So, did you hear the latest SARS joke?"
"Is it the one with the priest and the Geometry textbook?"
(They are interrupted
by a manager grabbing the waitress' arm.)
"DID YOU LICK THEIR FACES?"
(Walks/drags girl over to table.)
"Did she lick your faces?"
"No...she gave us some breadsticks and asked how everything was
"-LICK THEIR FACES! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU TO LICK THE CUSTOMER'S FACES?!?"
(He pushes her face up to Male #2's face and she sticks out her tongue
and reluctantly licks his face.)
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LICK A FUCKING FACE."
(He licks both of the customer's faces. He has just been eating chocolate
ice cream, and it gets all over their faces.)