(There are two men eating at a Fazoli's restaurant. A waitress comes up to their table. She asks them how their day is and offers them breadsticks. She walks away.)

Male #1
"So, did you hear the latest SARS joke?"

Male #2
"Is it the one with the priest and the Geometry textbook?"

(They are interrupted by a manager grabbing the waitress' arm.)

Manager
"DID YOU LICK THEIR FACES?"
(Walks/drags girl over to table.)
"Did she lick your faces?"

Male #2
"No...she gave us some breadsticks and asked how everything was going but-"

Manager
"-LICK THEIR FACES! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LICK THE CUSTOMER'S FACES?!?"
(He pushes her face up to Male #2's face and she sticks out her tongue and reluctantly licks his face.)
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LICK A FUCKING FACE."
(He licks both of the customer's faces. He has just been eating chocolate ice cream, and it gets all over their faces.)