A guy who always
makes stupid jokes suddenly isn't so funny anymore.
#1: "Hey, man,
do you think I can borrow two dollars to get some McFries?"
"I'll give you two dollars."
#1: (rolls eyes)
#2 (watching tv):
"If someone did that to me, I'd kick their ass."
kick your ass."
stepmom unpack groceries): "Where does this shit go?"
stick those wieners in the meat drawer..."
stick my wiener in your meat dra - "
Tedward: (stops mid-sentence,
goes through several facial expressions) "I have just had a complete
can I have five hundred dollars?"
give you five hundred dollars." (frowns, pulls out wallet,
and gives his friend five hundred dollars cash)
that in hard, the nail always comes loose."
pound you hard..."
(Has sex with his