are in a living room, watching Emeril. A boy enters the room, then stops
once he sees the tv, frightened.)
Boy: "Dude, Emeril's
the reason I don't sleep at night. Emeril gives me nightmares."
(There is light laughter
from some people in the room.)
Boy: "No, seriously."
(frantic and sweating)
(Fade out to heavier laughter
from most everyone.)
Boy: "Turn it off...turn
it off." (hysterical laughter from everyone but him)