Drink 'Til You Puke
arrive at an apartment.)
"So, you wanna crack open a beer and some chips and watch the game,
(Comes up really uncomfortably close to Male #1.)
"No, man. I wanna drink until we fucking puke. I wanna drink 'til
we're so drunk that we have gay sex...and I'm not even gay. In fact, I
"Dude, that's a really gay thing to say coming from a guy who ha--"
"I wanna get so sloshed that we don't remember shit tomorrow, and
have to go to work hungover as fuck, wishing so bad that we didn't have
"I think I'm gonna go..."
(Grabs Male #1's arm.)
"I want to drink until we make this a night we'll regret forever."
"Well, I'll see ya later."
(Pours a shot.)
"Take a shot."
"No, man, I gotta get going..."
"Come on, dude, don't be a fag...just take this shot."
"No, dude, really, I'm good."
(Tightens his grip on Male #1's arm.)
"Take the fucking shot, faggot."
(Takes the shot.)
"Do you have any chasers or mixers or anything?"
"Shut up, pussy. No. All I have is more fucking drinks. Do you wanna
wash it down with another drink?"
(He quickly takes a shot and pours another one for Male #1.)
"Take this shot."
(The pattern continues, with Male #2 quickly taking and then pouring shots.
He seems determined to get Male #1 drunk.)