Date Rape

(There is a man sitting at a bar. He looks either sad, bored, or tired. Another man comes up next to him and sits down.)

Male #2
"Hey, man."

Male #1
"Hey...."

Male #2
"Hey, I noticed you were checking out that girl over there."

Male #1
"Uh, yeah, I guess..."

Male #2
"Hey, you gonna talk to her?"

Male #1
"I don't know, man, maybe after a few drinks..."

Male #2
"Hey, man, you know what would be easier?"

Male #1
"No." (turns back to his drink)

Male #2
"Hey, you could rape her. Have you ever thought about that?"

Male #1
(sarcastically) "Yeah, I have."

Male #2
"Hey, don't do that."

Male #1
"Okay, I guess I won't."

Male #2
"Hey, you should date rape her. Yeah, ask her out on a date and then slip one of these in her drink." (he hands Male #1 a small, white pill) "Hey, slip one of these babies in her drink and you'll be slipping your cock in her drink, if you know what I mean."

Male #1
"Her drink? That doesn't even make sense."

Male #2
"Hey, ask her out on a date. Offer her dinner."

Male #1
"Really, who the fuck are you?!"

Male #2
"Hey, you gonna slip that pill in her drink?"

Male #1
(sarcastically) "Yeah, yeah."

Male #2
(gets really close to Male #1) "Hey. Promise me you'll date rape her, or some other chick."

Male #1
"Okay, I promise you I'll date rape someone."

Male #2
"Hey, now we're talking."

(Male #2 takes Male #1's drink and chugs the rest of it. He gets up and goes to the elevator. As the elevator closes, a woman hurriedly walks towards the elevator and shouts for Male #2 to press the button to keep the elevator open. He stares at her, with his hand resting in the other near his midsection, and does nothing. The elevator closes. An alternate ending would be he could hold the elevator open for her, and as it closes, you see him choking her.)