male in his early 30's is drinking coffee and reading the newspaper at
a coffee shop. It's completely quiet. All of a sudden yet suddenly, the
door slams open, and a frantic guy in a suit grabs the coffee drinker
and lifts him out of the restaurant.)
(Cut to an interrogation
room. The cop is slapping both sides of the guy's face with both sides
of his hand. You know, normal slap, then backhanded slap the other way.
You know, man.)
Cop: "You're a murderer!
Admit it! You killed Nancy Clayhorn!"
Suspect: "What are
you talking about?!?"
Cop: "Little Nancy
Clayhorn is fucking dead! You killed her!"
Suspect: "No, I didn't!
Don't I get a lawyer?!?"
Cop: "You gave up your
right to a lawyer when you kidnapped, tortured, raped, strangled, drowned,
hung, shot, killed, and murdered Nancy...little Nancy! She was a saint!
She was an angel! She was a priest!"
Suspect: "I don't even
know who this girl is!"
Cop: "Yet you killed
her! You make me sick! Kill someone you know! Kill someone less innocent!"
Suspect: "I wouldn't
kill anyone! I haven't killed anyone!"
Cop: "I've heard that
before! You're pathetic! People like you make me want to stick a bullet
in someone's head!"
Suspect: "What! Maybe
you killed Nancy!"
(tips over the chair suspect was sitting in, throwing him to the ground)
"Don't you ever say anything like that again! Arrrrggghhh!! I'll
kill your mother! I'll kill your grandma, you bastard! Is your grandmommy
Cop: "I'm gonna kill
her! I'm going to use my job resources to track her down and murder her!
Tell her her time is up! Here, here's a phone!"
(The cop is really sweaty
and yelling in the suspect's face, like an inch away from his face. He
throws in random slaps, too.)
Cop: "WHY'D YOU MURDER
NANCY, YOU PRICK?!?"
Suspect: "I don't know!
I mean, I didn't!"
Cop: "A-ha! You're
guilty! I got you, bitch!"
Suspect: "I got confused!
You're spitting in my face and slapping me and telling me I murdered some
girl I don't even know!"
Cop: "Put your hand
on the table."
Cop: "Put your hand
on the table, murderer."
(Suspect puts his hand on
(The cop takes a hammer
out of his pocket and hits the hand as hard as possible with the hammer.)
(The door slams open. The
guy at the door tells the cop there's been another murder of a little
girl, meaning this suspect is innocent. The cop hits the suspect with
a hammer again and screams "goddammit!")
Cop: "You scum, I'll
be seeing you again soon, and let me tell you, there's more hammer where
that came from...that's why they call me Hammer the Hammer."