"Comfort of Your Own Home"
(A guy comes
home from somewhere. He drops the mail on the counter and walks away,
but he catches a glimpse of one of the pieces of mail out of the corner
of his eye, and walks backwards a few steps back to the counter. He picks
up a catalog and looks at it. He nods his head several times.)
Guy: "Yeah, I like
this. Yeah! Comfort of my home...yeah!"
(The guy walks to computer,
slowly takes off the many articles of clothing he is wearing as he stares
at the computer screen. This includes shoes, socks, jacket, tie, shirt,
undershirt, belts, pants, wristband, and his jewelry one by one. He looks
around, nods and smiles.)
"Comfort of my own
(He nods, at peace with
the world, and pulls out the computer chair and seats himself naked at