Child Abuse 1: Animal Abuse

(A cuddly stuffed animal is shown, probably a teddy bear. Children's music is playing. The animal takes up almost the whole screen/shot. All of a sudden, you see some sauce coming down at the top of the screen and landing on the animal.)

(The camera zooms out, and then slowly but surely all of the following sauces are poured onto the stuffed animal, individually/separately, in that order.)

  • Nacho cheese
  • Mayonnaise
  • Peanut butter
  • Jelly
  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Pickle juice
  • Milk
  • Soy sauce
  • A-1 steak sauce
  • Ranch dressing
  • Marinara/pizza sauce
  • Spaghetti sauce
  • Melted butter
  • etc...

(The name of each sauce could pop up on the screen when it is poured on the animal.)

(A doctor frantically runs towards the drenched / spiced / tasty stuffed animal. He is deeply concerned. He picks up the stuffed animal and cradles it, getting sauce of every color all over his face, clothes, and body parts. He seems to be deeply and tragically sad as he stares into the cuddly animal's eyes, but then he smiles and jumps up, dropping the animal onto the ground.)

DOCTOR: "It's not dead, it's only hurt!"