Six guys are playing
a game of football. One guy drops a crucial pass. His teammates confront
"How could you
drop that, faggity fag fag fag fag?"
(gritting his teeth)
"They're not butterfingers; they're Cheetos Fingers!"
He runs straight
home, crying. Tears are gushing down his face as he pushes his dog around,
taking out his aggression on this innocent canine.
(He is still crying
as he shoves Cheetos down his throat.)
Main character is
in a job interview. Everything appears to be going great. Interviewer
offers him the job. They both stand up and interviewer extends his hand
for a handshake. Guy wipes his hands on his pants, but it doesn't help.
Interviewer looks at his now orange-stained pants and his orange-stained
disgusting fingers. He recoils in horror and retracts both his hand and
the job offer. Cut to two security guys dragging a kicking, screaming,
and eating Cheetos Fingers out.
A clearly trashed
Cheetos Fingers brings home an equally drunk woman. He starts rubbing
her and giving her a massage, smothering her clothes in orange Cheetos
crumbs. It seems Cheetos Fingers will lose his virginity tonight. As he
goes under her shirt, she feels the Cheetos crumbs and freaks out, noticing
for the first time what's going on. She runs away. He cries out to her
while comforting himself in a new bag of Cheetos, crying, yelling, and
spitting Cheetos everywhere.
Other possible scenarios:
on all homework assignments because of the 'food stains'
Getting fired from
work for the same reason or for contaminating food
/ contaminating Holy Water
Looking at photos/
getting Cheetos fingerprints on someone's Wedding / Vacation / New Baby