Three guys are
hanging out at one of the guy's apartment.
There is an Amazon
box on the ground. One of the guys picks it up and looks through it.
"Dude, why did
you buy three copies of Brokeback Mountain Two-Disc Special Edition?"
Quick zoom in
on the owner of the apartment and Brokeback DVD's face. He appears to
be very nervous.
(Voiceover of his
thoughts) "Think, Chase, think!"
"Um...so I could
play it on every tv in my apartment so that wherever I go it will be playing..."
His friends seem
to think nothing of that answer and don't make fun of him.
Cut to the owner
leaning on a wall with one arm, panting and saying "phew..that was
close" like that wasn't the real reason he owns the DVD's, even though
it couldn't be much gayer than that.