(or EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN, Part 2)
(Two guys are walking through
the food court of a mall. They see a couple, consisting of a white female
and a black male. The female appears to be purchasing lunch for both of
them while the black male is groping the white female's bosom and rear
Male #1: "Look at that shit" (muffled)
A few seconds later...
Male #2: (grinning coyly) "I wanna black boyfriend. I mean, c'mon
man...open up your eyes...black guys are the way to go plus they have
huge fuckin' cocks. By far the biggest"
Male #1: (squints) "Shuuut up, faggot"
Male #2: "No, seriously man...white guys are good for nothin - nothin'
at all ---"
Male #1: "What the fuck are you talking about you fag, you're white"
Male #2: "You didn't let me finish my sentence. White guys are good
for nothing at all except for black guys to fuck - FUCK HARD"
Male #1: "Fuck? Fuck you man" (grabs Male #2)
Male #2: (resisting) "What, haven't you ever had your shit pushed
in...by a black guy?"
Male #1: "First you go fag on me, now you are a nigger-lover, too?"
Male #2: "Can't ignore the prospects. Prospects, prospects, prospects..."
Male #1: "Prospects..." (sighs) "Yeah. I guess you're right,
you can't. I wanna black boyfriend, too."
Male #2: "Yeah, want to go to like, the basketball courts, or a club
Male #1: "Sure, yeah, sounds good. Or commit a hate crime on a nigger
in order to go to prison to get fucked by one...fucked hard" (nudges