Babies, Babies, Babies...

(A woman is standing in a plain, empty room with her baby in her hands. Suddenly, the door to the room slams open. The baby starts crying. A stressed male in a suit storms into the room, along with a bodyguard.)

Male #1: "Alright, where is it, what's it name?"

Female #1: "It's name is Jamiroq--"

Male #1: "--Oooh, this baby is very nice, so nice. Oh gawd, I luv this baby. This baby is one of the best babies I've ever seen, has anyone ever told you that?"

Female #1: (sarcastically) "Only like, every day..."

Male #1: "WHAT?!? I didn't know there was going to be sarcasm involved in this review! I didn't know there was going to be any sarcasm! That's it, I'm done! Find another baby reviewer! By the way, your baby sucks!"

(Drops baby.)

(The bodyguard stares at the female with hate-filled eyes.)

Bodyguard: ""

(Cut to the very same baby reviewer in a different room. He is holding a baby and gazing deep into its eyes.)

Baby Reviewer: "C-c-can I lick it?"

(The female is stunned. The baby reviewer licks it without waiting for an answer.)

Bodyguard: (panting) "C.....can I l-lick it too?"