Babies, Babies, Babies...
(A woman is
standing in a plain, empty room with her baby in her hands. Suddenly,
the door to the room slams open. The baby starts crying. A stressed male
in a suit storms into the room, along with a bodyguard.)
Male #1: "Alright,
where is it, what's it name?"
Female #1: "It's name
Male #1: "--Oooh, this
baby is very nice, so nice. Oh gawd, I luv this baby. This baby is one
of the best babies I've ever seen, has anyone ever told you that?"
Female #1: (sarcastically)
"Only like, every day..."
Male #1: "WHAT?!? I
didn't know there was going to be sarcasm involved in this review! I didn't
know there was going to be any sarcasm! That's it, I'm done! Find another
baby reviewer! By the way, your baby sucks!"
(The bodyguard stares at
the female with hate-filled eyes.)
(Cut to the very same baby
reviewer in a different room. He is holding a baby and gazing deep into
Baby Reviewer: "C-c-can
I lick it?"
(The female is stunned.
The baby reviewer licks it without waiting for an answer.)
Bodyguard: (panting) "C.....can
I l-lick it too?"