(Two guys live
in a dorm room together, but they're not gay. One guy is trying to sleep.
He has some tests/exams very early tomorrow morning. Although by the time
you read this, it'll be like this morning or yesterday morning or whatever.)
Guy: "Dude, can you turn the lights off, I can't fall asleep and
I really need to get some sleep."
"Oh, for exams! I took a test once!"
Guy: "Okay, great."
Guy: "Turn the lights off, dude."
"I need them on! I need to see what I'm doing...which is important
school work! Important school, business, important type work!"
is clearly not doing anything important. He is on AIM (AOL Instant Messenger),
listening to music, and on some dumb forums (forums are dumb). He is reluctant.)
"Hooh! Fine! God! You piss me off sometimes!"
Guy: "Whatever, dude."
turns the speakers all the way up and proceeds to message a ton of people
on AIM to make the trademark AIM sound. Needless to say, it's annoying.)
Guy: "What the fuck, dude! Turn that down!"
"No, man! I'm having the time of my life! Whoo! I've never felt so
also buys and gets for free some of the other sounds you can get, some
are blatantly silly or really dumb, like cats meowing or horns honking,
and Computer Guy laughs every time he sends as a message at the sound
that plays as if he genuinely thinks it's funny. We see Want-to-sleep
Guy almost crying and not being able to sleep. Cut to shot of Want-to-sleep
Guy in the morning, his eyes are wide open, a few seconds later, his alarm
goes off. Computer Guy is still typing and chewing gum and smiling and
really happy, Want-to-sleep Guy looks absolutely miserable and dead tired.
We then see Want-to-sleep Guy getting his results back and he starts crying
when he sees he got an F on his tests. Fade out!)