All Questions are Welcome
A college classroom
lecture. The professor is giving a typical lecture where students are
taking notes. The professor seems approachable and well-read.
is kind of a complex subject. Are there any questions about this topic?"
Student (raises hand,
is called on): "Uh, yeah, is this shit boring as FUCK or what?"
(looks around) "Am I right?" (light, sparse grumbles from a
couple other students)
Teacher (takes off
glasses): "I'm sorry, what the fuck did you just say? Get down here
and say that shit to my face!"
you, I will!"
Student (stays seated):
questions or comments?"
Student (same as
before): "Yeah, I have a question."
All questions are welcome. There's no such thing as a stupid question."
Anyways, my question is: How the fuck do you get off doing this shit?
How do you fuckin' sleep at night?"
sorry, I can't hear you from all the way back there in Pussyland."
I'm the one who's sorry..."
that these poor kids have to spend another minute bored out of their minds
while you selfishly ramble on about your problems."
my answer - ask me that after class and I'll answer it...BITCH."
(the teacher never gets angry enough to warrant an exclamation point)
not an answer, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a sufficient answer."
your attitude down here and I'll show you an answer, faggot."
come down there and ask the question again, geezer."
it, you fucking piece of shit douchebag."
(Show shot of whole
classroom, with student and teacher both staying where they are.)