All Questions are Welcome

A college classroom lecture. The professor is giving a typical lecture where students are taking notes. The professor seems approachable and well-read.

Teacher: "This is kind of a complex subject. Are there any questions about this topic?"

Student (raises hand, is called on): "Uh, yeah, is this shit boring as FUCK or what?" (looks around) "Am I right?" (light, sparse grumbles from a couple other students)

Teacher (takes off glasses): "I'm sorry, what the fuck did you just say? Get down here and say that shit to my face!"

Student: "Fuck you, I will!"

Teacher: "Do it, pussy!"

Student (stays seated): "Pffft!"

Teacher: "Anyways, mitochondria..."


Teacher: "Any questions or comments?"

Student (same as before): "Yeah, I have a question."

Teacher: "Good. All questions are welcome. There's no such thing as a stupid question."

Student: "Whatever. Anyways, my question is: How the fuck do you get off doing this shit? How do you fuckin' sleep at night?"

Teacher: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way back there in Pussyland."

Student: "No, I'm the one who's sorry..."

Teacher: "You're forgiven."

Student: "...sorry that these poor kids have to spend another minute bored out of their minds while you selfishly ramble on about your problems."

Teacher: "Here's my answer - ask me that after class and I'll answer it...BITCH." (the teacher never gets angry enough to warrant an exclamation point)

Student: "That's not an answer, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a sufficient answer."

Teacher: "Bring your attitude down here and I'll show you an answer, faggot."

Student: "I'll come down there and ask the question again, geezer."

Teacher: "Do it, you fucking piece of shit douchebag."

(Show shot of whole classroom, with student and teacher both staying where they are.)