134 Minutes

A guy and a girl (his girlfriend), are sitting on a couch together.

Guy: "So how much time do we have before your parents get home?"

Girl: "Um, about two and a half hours."

Guy: "Ooh!" (eyes light up) "That gives us just enough time to...you know..." (nudging and touching her)

Girl: "What?" (oblivious)

Guy: "To...well, come on, you know..." (smiling devilishly and winking and talking in a silly voice)

Girl: "What are you talking about? Enough time to what?"

Guy: "You know..." (stops smiling, stops touching her, sits up straight quick, fast zoom into his mouth, background music stops - ) "...watch Brokeback Mountain."